01
EVERYDAY PARKING
A legal-ish rectangle with painted lines. Tell your friends you found it on purpose.
PULL IN. CLOCK OUT. ↗
LOS SANTOS' MOST CONFIDENT PLACE TO LEAVE A CAR.
PARK LIKE
YOU OWN
THE BLOCK.
In Los Santos, your car can be stolen, towed, or “borrowed” by a cousin. We handle the one problem we can: where you left it.
PARKING TODAY
A BETTER TOMORROW*Results may vary by neighborhood.
A BETTER TOMORROW*Results may vary by neighborhood.
WELCOME TO THE SAFE(ISH) SIDE OF THE CURB
CAESARS
AUTO PARKING
AUTO PARKING
24
HOURS
HOURS
YOUR CAR'S
LONG-TERM
RELATIONSHIP
PARKING ★ VALET ★ EVENTS ★ 24 HOURS ★ PARKING ★ VALET ★ EVENTS ★ 24 HOURS ★
01 / OUR SPECIALTIES
WE TAKE THE
“WHERE DO I PARK?”
OUT OF YOUR NIGHT.
Every curb sign in this city reads like a threat. Ours is big, blue, and staffed by someone in a vest who has definitely seen worse parking.
02
VALET SERVICE
Hand over the keys to a professional with a laminated card and a heroic amount of confidence.
WE KNOW A GUY. ↗
03
EVENT PARKING
One lot for the whole crew, including the guy who arrives in a tank and asks about validation.
BRING THE CROWD. ↗
THE FIVEM GARAGE DIRECTORY
THE DEFAULT LOTS.
OUR KIND OF CITY.
Browse public garage names found in the stock QBCore, Qbox, and ESX resources. Every lot gets its own page.
QB CORE + QBOX / CAEARS 24CAESARS 24 NORTHVIEW GARAGE ↗QB CORE / CAEARS 24CAESARS 24 WESTVIEW GARAGE ↗QB CORE + QBOX / PILLBOXPILLBOX GARAGEVIEW GARAGE ↗
EXPLORE ALL 19 DEFAULT GARAGE ENTRIES →
FIVEM SCRIPTS / THE NEIGHBORHOOD
NEIGHBORHOOD
MIDDLEMAN SCRIPTS.
Scripts, updates, and a Discord invite. No parking validation required.
JOIN THE DISCORD discord.gg/bA8bBbxC4V
SCAN TO JOIN ↗24HRS
A PUBLIC SERVICE, MORE OR LESS
WE WATCH YOUR CAR.
THE REST IS BETWEEN
YOU AND THE MISSION.
Day shift, night shift, and the shift that swears it just clocked out. We ask which car is yours. Your backstory is between you and Los Santos.
UNSOLICITED ADVICE / LOS SANTOS EDITIONAPPROVED BY SOMEONE IN A VEST ★
WHY LET YOUR CAR GET
RANSACKED BY PEOPLE
YOU NEVER MET?
At Caesars, we introduce ourselves before anything disappointing happens.
WHY GIVE A RANDOM TOW TRUCK YOUR CAR WHEN YOU CAN GIVE US YOUR KEYS VOLUNTARILY?
WHY SPEND TEN MINUTES FINDING PARKING WHEN YOU COULD SPEND AN HOUR FINDING YOUR TICKET?
YOUR CAR DESERVES A SAFE PLACE TO SIT WHILE YOU MAKE UNSAFE DECISIONS.
MANAGEMENT CONFIRMS THESE ARE JOKES. THE PRINTER DECLINED TO COMMENT.
MANAGEMENT MEMO / FILED UNDER “PLEASE READ THE SIGN”
OFFICIALLY
OFFICIAL-ISH
OFFICIAL-ISH
HOUSE RULES
FROM THE BOOTH.
We made three policies. Legal asked for forty-seven. The printer jammed, so here we are.
01 / KEEP THE TICKETWe made it tiny to test your commitment.
02 / KNOW YOUR CAR“The red one” is not a license plate number.
03 / DON'T SAY “FIVE MINUTES”The meter can hear you.
02 / THE DAMAGE
HONEST-ISH
RATES.
Simple options, suspiciously precise prices, and a finance department that exists entirely in this joke.
THE QUICK ESCAPE 01
$5/ HOUR*
For “I'll just be a minute,” the city's most ambitious lie.
- One whole parking space
- Time to rethink your route
- Exit strategy included
MOST LIKELY TO BE PICKED
THE ALL-NIGHTER 02
$20/ NIGHT*
For when “one more stop” becomes a sunrise situation.
- One whole parking space
- Sunrise at no extra charge
- No questions about your itinerary
THE BIG ARRIVAL 03
ASK/ EVENT*
For convoys, premieres, and the friend who brings a helicopter to brunch.
- Group parking concept
- Valet-style fanfare
- A clipboard somewhere
* Imaginary prices for a fictional Los Santos business. Please do not arrive with actual money, or a car.
03 / LOT CONTROL
FIND YOUR
ALMOST
PERFECT SPOT.
Our advanced dispatch system reads two dropdowns and acts like it knows the entire city. No account, payment, or actual space required.
OFFICIAL-LOOKING
UNOFFICIAL TOOL
UNOFFICIAL TOOL
CAESARS LOT DISPATCH / LS-24 SORT OF LIVE
NO GPS. NO PAYMENT. EXTREMELY CONFIDENT RECOMMENDATIONS.
04 / QUESTIONS FROM THE CURB
THE FINE
PRINT.
Are you really open 24 hours?+
In the fictional world of this website, yes. In the real world, this is a fan-made satire site for a GTA V parking company.
Do you offer valet?+
Yes. Six people have employee cards. Management says that is a department.
Can I reserve a real parking space here?+
No. The spot checker is a playful demo. It does not reserve parking, collect payment, or know where your car is.
What if I lose my ticket?+
Our supervisor will open an investigation. The suspects are your jacket, your other jacket, and the dashboard.