01 / SIX
SENIOR VALET · 7 YEARS OF SERVICE
MATEO
ÁLVAREZ.
He can hear “I won't be long” from two blocks away. Calls it the city's unofficial anthem.
ASSIGNED LOT: PILLBOX HILLVEST LEVEL: SENIOR
THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE PARKING / LOS SANTOS
MEET THE
CREW BEHIND
THE KEYS.
Six valets. One city. One coffee machine that sounds like a getaway vehicle. We still have the most reliable operation on the block.
MEET THE TEAMAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL
AND VERY AUTHORIZED CLIPBOARDS
AND VERY AUTHORIZED CLIPBOARDS
YOUR CAR'S
IN GOOD
HANDS.
IN GOOD
HANDS.
PARKING TODAY. A BETTER TOMORROW. ★
01 / WHO WE ARE
WE KNOW EVERY
GOOD SPOT.
We are six people across six lots, plus a printer at headquarters that has been “almost fixed” since Tuesday. Our business is remembering where you left the car while you invent a reason you were only gone five minutes.
The cards say our crew has 39 combined years of service. Management calls that experience. The crew calls it 39 years of hearing “it was already dented.”
06 / PEOPLE39 / COMBINED YEARS24 / HOURS ON THE SIGN
FIVEM SCRIPTS / THE NEIGHBORHOOD
NEIGHBORHOOD
MIDDLEMAN SCRIPTS.
Scripts, updates, and a Discord invite. No parking validation required.
JOIN THE DISCORD discord.gg/bA8bBbxC4V
SCAN TO JOIN ↗02 / EMPLOYEE ROSTER
THE CREW
WITH THE KEYS.
These profiles use the six supplied employee cards. The cards list our Pillbox Hill contact address; the lot assignments below show where each employee works around Los Santos. Their one-liners are playful copy for this fictional GTA V company.
MATEO
02 / SIX
VALET ATTENDANT · 5 YEARS OF SERVICE
JAVIER
MORALES.
Once organized a seven-car queue using one traffic cone and the tone of a disappointed substitute teacher.
ASSIGNED LOT: DIAMOND CASINOSMILE STATUS: ON DUTY
03 / SIX
VALET SUPERVISOR · 9 YEARS OF SERVICE
ANDRÉS
CASTILLO.
Owns the clipboard. According to him, that makes the clipboard middle management.
ASSIGNED LOT: VESPUCCI BOULEVARDCLIPBOARD: ACCOUNTED FOR
04 / SIX
VALET ATTENDANT · 4 YEARS OF SERVICE
LUIS
HERRERA.
Knows every parking level. Still asks you to describe the car, mostly to see how creative you get.
ASSIGNED LOT: LITTLE SEOULMEMORY: UNREASONABLY GOOD
05 / SIX
SENIOR VALET · 6 YEARS OF SERVICE
DIEGO
NAVARRO.
Can find your car in a packed garage. Cannot find the pen he put behind his ear.
ASSIGNED LOT: VESPUCCI BEACHTICKET ADVICE: FREE
06 / SIX
LEAD VALET · 8 YEARS OF SERVICE
MIGUEL
SANTOS.
Called a Friday-night rush “a light drizzle of cars.” Nobody has seen him blink.
ASSIGNED LOT: AIRPORT PARKINGCOMPOSURE: FULL TANK
03 / THE CAESARS WAY
HAND OVER THE KEYS.
KEEP THE STORY.
In a city where every errand becomes a mission, we're the people yelling “YOU CAN'T PARK THERE” before the mission even starts.
EXPLORE THE GARAGES